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Submissive Jesus Ad #5
2:35
Jesus Christ is not too happy about Pirromount's Submissive Jesus
Prayer Answering Talking Head, so he goes to an attorney to see if he
can get themto cease and desist. Unfortunately, he finds out that
he's in the public domain...like Dracula.
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Abraham/Isaac intro
scene from THE GOD COMPLEX
2:44
Abraham (Scott Douglas MacLachlan) and his annoying son, Isaac (John
Armstrong) have a bonding moment in this short clip from the upcoming
Pirromount film, The God Complex.
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Scene from THE GOD
COMPLEX
2:05
Short clip from the
upcoming Pirromount film. Here God (Gust Alexander) tries to
negotiate with Noah (Bill Devlin) in regards to his future plans.
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Pirromount promotes
Jesus Heads at Rose Bowl
3:21
Marky and his friend, the Godless Bastard, promotes his new novelty
item, The Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head, at the
Pasadena Rose Bowl Swap Meet.
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The
God Complex - New Teaser
2:36
This is the new teaser trailer for
Pirromount's upcoming feature comedy, "The God Complex." The movie
takes the silliest stories from the Bible and makes them...well...just
a little sillier.
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Submissive
Jesus Ad #4
3:04
Heaven has discovered the Submissive Jesus Talking Prayer Answering
Head and Jesus is not amused. He will make it his personal
mission to see that the creators are smoten...smooted...smutted.
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SCENE
FROM "THE GOD COMPLEX."
1:53
This is a short preview from Pirromount's 2008 comedy, The God Complex,
starring Gust Alexander, Mary Moorefield and Ted Nichelson. Here,
God informs Adam and Eve about what's edible on earth and what is not.
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ROUBYE HART IN
ORGAZMO
1:51
Hefty Pirromount actress, the late Roubye Hart (Color-Blinded,
Rectuma), in a major scene with Trey Parker in the film, Orgazmo.
Scroll lower on this page to FAMOUS LOCATIONS - THE PLAYBOY MANSION,
you will see Roubye at the Orgazmo premiere party.
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RECTUMA - TRAILER
3:51
Rectuma: the story of an unfaithful wife, her lover, and the 100 foot
ass that tore them apart. This is the theatrical trailer for
Pirromount's 2003 ultra low budget comedy about science gone
wrong. Bill Devlin and Dani Leon star.
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NUDIST
COLONY OF THE DEAD - MUSIC VIDEO
3:44
This is a music video made for Pirromount's 1991 horror, comedy,
zombie, romance, musical. The video contains clips from the movie
as well as singer Joyce Mordoh performing. Dr. Demento has
featured this song on his syndicated radio show every Halloween since
1992.
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COLOR-BLINDED
- TRAILER
5:27
This is what happens when a black beauty becomes a blonde bombshell
overnight. This trailer is for Pirromount's 1998 race bending
feature comedy. It stars Dani Leon and Verda Bridges (in a
B-movie award winning performance).
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DEATHROW
GAMESHOW - TRAILER
2:15
Chuck Toedan (John McCafferty) is the host of "Live or Die," a game
show for convicts on death row. He gives them the opportunity to
win valuable prizes or get executed right on the air. Long before
reality TV of today there was Deathrow Gameshow. This it the
theatrical trailer for Pirromount's 1987 film.
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MARKY
AS BEETLEJUICE
0:23
In 1994, when we were between pictures, director Mark Pirro auditioned
for the role of Beetlejuice for the Universal Studios tour. He
didn't get the role. Probably not tall enough.
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THE
HAIRCUT
4:00
Marky usually gets his haircut from his good friend and actress Dani
Leon (Color-Blinded, Rectuma). Watch her demonstrate her
cutting skills and talents in this little cutting session from
1995...or was it 1895?
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MARK
PIRRO ON 'A CURRENT AFFAIR'
3:57
In this segment from 1995, a film historian claims that Tom Hanks
picked up the Forrest Gump character from his brother Jim's performance
in Pirromount's 1991 comedy, Buford's
Beach Bunnies. You decide.
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MARK
PIRRO ON ANOTHER CNBC SEGMENT
2:04
This is a CNBC news segment from 1989 with director Mark Pirro
discussing his ultra low budget feature comedy, "A Polish Vampire in
Burbank."
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RECTUMA
- JAPANESE TRAILER
1:10
This is the Japanese trailer for Pirromount's 2003 satire,
Rectuma. It's interesting to note how they edited it to resemble
a legitimate Godzilla-type monster movie.
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BUFORD'S
BEACH BUNNIES - TRAILER
1:14
Here is a teaser for Pirromount's 1991 comedy starring Jim Hanks
(brother of Tom). Shot on 35mm for about $400,000, this was
supposed to be an erotic comedy and wound up being Mark Pirro's least
favorite production.
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MARK
PIRRO ON MID MORNING LA
3:27
In 1983, Mark Pirro was on the L.A. morning show, Mid Morning L.A. with
the late Meredith MacRae, to promote A Polish Vampire in Burbank's
Midnight Halloween premiere at the Nuart Theatre in West Los Angeles.
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POLISH
VAMPIRE IN BURBANK TRAILER
4:00
This is the re-issue trailer for Pirromount's 1983 feature comedy,
Polish Vampire. The film stars Mark Pirro, who was forced to take
over the lead when original star, Eddie Deezen, decided to quit the
production. The film was produced from 1981 to 1983 on a $2500
budget. Also featuring Lori Sutton, Bobbi Dorsch, Conrad Brooks
and Pirromount stable player John McCafferty.
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MARK
PIRRO ON HARD COPY
3:26
This is a segment of the Paramount television news show Hard Copy from
1990, when Pirromount was in the early production stages of Nudist Colony of the Dead.
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JAMES
BOND LICENSE TO KILL PREMIERE
7:13
From 1989. We had the honor of attending the Hollywood Premiere
of the 1989 James Bond film, License to Kill. A lot of
celebrities were there that night. Many of whom are no longer
with us. Enjoy the experience.
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BOZOBACK
MOUNTAIN
1:22
Enjoy Marky's perverted talking dolls of the 60's. The dialog you
hear is actually what the dolls say when the strings are pulled.
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POLISH
VAMPIRE IN BURBANK - SONNY & CHER SONG
2:34
Siblings Steve and Bobbi Dorsch perform as Sonny and Cher in a little
musical moment from A Polish Vampire in Burbank
(1983).
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PHOENIX
NEWS REPORT - NUDIST COLONY OF THE DEAD
2:16
From 1991. A local news station from Phoenix came out to the set
of Nudist Colony of the Dead to report on
it. Notice a pre-CNN Daryn Kagan as the anchor.
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THE
GODD COUPLE
1:24
In 2006, a friend of Mark Pirro's needed a place to stay, so he offered
her his place. She was a Jewish Christian. He was an
Atheist Satan Worshipper. This is the title sequence from the
sitcom based on their association.
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CURSE
OF THE QUEERWOLF - TRAILER
3:45
Even a wrist that is strong and firm and holds up straight by day, may
become limp when the moon is out and the Queerwolf comes your way. This
is the story of what happens to a man more...
who transforms into a
dickenthrope when the moon rises.
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FAMOUS
LOCATIONS - THE PLAYBOY MANSION
3:11
This was a memorable trip to fantasy land around 1998. We were
there for a movie premiere party. Notice Trey Parker (South Park)
doing his Eric Cartman for us.
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MARK
PIRRO 1998 INTERVIEW - COLOR-BLINDED
Part
1 Part
2
10:47 10:11
Director Pirro speaks about his 1998 film, the $500 budgeted Color-Blinded, which originally was released
in black and white. The film was re-released in color in 2000.
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CREEPY
PUPPETS - HERMAN MUNSTER SINGS
1:29
Anyone remember Herman Munster? Here is Pirromount's version of
him singing his rendition of 'Dem Bones.'
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MARKY
PASSES OUT WHILE DONATING BLOOD
1:38
Some people just don't have enough blood in them to give up any.
Warning: may be too intense for impressionable viewers.
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RECTUMA
- THREE 30 SECOND TV SPOTS
1:30
When Rectuma played midnights in Los Angeles, these
three tv spots were aired on stations like Comedy Central to promote
it. Two of them were ultimately banned from the airwaves.
Too intense for wimps, I guess.
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DEATHROW
GAMESHOW DREAM SEQUENCE - IN GERMAN
2:39
This is the dream scene from Pirromount's 1987 comedy, Deathrow Gameshow. However, this is from the
German release, so the sequence takes on an eerier quality than it
already had.
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THE
GOD COMPLEX - TEASER
2:22
This is a little teaser for Pirromount's upcoming
comedy, "The God Complex." This should be out around the latter part of
2008. It's a comedy retelling of the Bible, taking the more...
silliest stories in it
and making them...well...a little
sillier.
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RECTUMA
- TEASER FROM 1998
0:48
Back in 1998, we had an idea for a movie called Rectuma, but had no
idea if and when we would actually make it (we produced it in 2003).
This teaser was made to get the ball rolling long before we even had a
finished screenplay.
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CNBC
-
'THE REAL STORY' on MARK PIRRO
2:02
This is a short report on Mark Pirro (Polish Vampire in Burbank) when
he appeared on CNBC's "The Real Story" in 1990.
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MARK
PIRRO 2004 INTERVIEW (pt 1) - RECTUMA
10:41
MARK
PIRRO 2004 INTERVIEW (Pt 2) - RECTUMA
10:12
This is a 2004
interview with filmmaker Mark Pirro, speaking about his 2003 feature
comedy, Rectuma.
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PIRROMOUNT'S BARNYARD BAND
1:03
The musical creepy puppets prove that even animals
can keep rhythm and carry a tune. Watch for the cameo by Spodee,
the singing Pirromount Cat.
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SUBMISSIVE
JESUS AD #3
2:24
This is the third, and possibly the best, of our Submissive Jesus
Prayer Answering Talking Head ads. Get your Submissive Jesus at thesubmissivejesus.com
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MARK
PIRRO on ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT
2:45
From 1991. Entertainment Tonight came by the set of Pirromount's
Nudist Colony of the Dead and interviewed Pirro and some of the actors.
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MARK
PIRRO on FOX NEWS
1:49
This is an excerpt from a 1991 Fox News segment covering the making of
Pirromount's Nudist Colony of the Dead, the world's first
comedy/horror/zombie/romance/musical.
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SUBMISSIVE
JESUS AD #1
2:05
This is the first commercial we produced for our new novelty item, The
Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Talking Head. Yes, this is a
real item. You can order one at www.thesubmissivejesus.com
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CREEPY
PUPPETS - MUTUAL ADMIRATION SOCIETY
2:12
Those Musical Creepy Puppets are back again with a song about love,
admiration and bestiality. Teresa Brewer provides the vocal.
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2
ON
THE TOWN
5:37
This is from 1981. Segment from a local news show promoting
Pirromount's 1979 short James Bond parody, The Spy Who Did It
Better. The interview is conducted by Good Day LA's Steve
Edwards. Filmmaker Mark Pirro looked a lot younger then... and so
did you!
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CREEPY
PUPPET THEATRE - YOU WALKED INTO MY LIFE
2:19
Another magical melody with our
favorite Creepy Puppets. This little number proves that love
holds no bounds, and that a beautiful woman can be attracted to a
monkey, if he is sweet and sensitive.
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MARKY
VISITS THE COCA-COLA PLANT
4:46
What would a visit to Atlanta be without stopping to see where they
manufacture and bottle Cocacola?
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SUBMISSIVE
JESUS ON ABC-TV
3:26
From 2007, this is a local news piece on a Reno, Nevada ABC television
station
talking about the novelty item we created - The Submissive Jesus
Prayer
Answering Talking Head, and all the trouble it's causing the world.
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MARKY STUCK ON A PLANE
4:16
Once while traveling to Texas, our plane got grounded for four hours.
The passengers were not allowed to leave. There was a lady with a
smelly ass sitting across the aisle from us. We'd now like to share
that moment with you.
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GIANT SPIDER INVASION
0:51
This is what it looks like when a spider spins a web
in front of a security camera with an infra-red light.
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WHERE'S YER HUMANITY?
3:46
Here's a little music video produced around 1994, when digital
technology was a new toy for us all.
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SUBMISSIVE
JESUS
MEETS THE MARTIANS
2:11
A juxtaposition of two Pirromount items: the Creepy Puppets and The Submissive
Jesus Talking Prayer Answering Head (which, by the way, is a
real item you can buy). Enjoy the video and check out our Submissive
Jesus commercials on this page.
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RECTUMA
MUSIC RECORDING SESSION
4:00
Mark recording some of the singing for the 2003 movie Rectuma.
This clip features Suzanna Griffith at the microphone and musical
legend Andrew (Lonely Boy) Gold at the console.
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SCARY
SINGING KITTY AND BIZARRE FRIEND
1:35
Spodee II, the Pirromount Singing Kitty, sings again. This time
he's brought along his bizarre friend.
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CREEPY
PUPPET THEATRE - Ce' Bon
3:09
The Creepy Puppets try to do it like the French
do. Take a trip to Paris with them.
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