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 MONTHLY UPDATE MR. PIRROMOUNT IN PRODUCTION PAST PRODUCTIONS REVIEWS & ARTICLES LICENSING PIRROVISION SHOP PIRROMOUNT ASK MR. PIRRO FAN MAIL LINKS FREEDOM OF SPEECH SUBMISSIVE JESUS BANNED YOUTUBE MEDIA
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As most Americans are aware (and many are not), our freedom of speech is slowly being chipped away at. In the age of political correctness and global fear, people are just becoming more timid about saying what they want. It is for this reason we have added this "Freedom of Speech" page. Whenever we find something that has been censored from the world, we will post it here. This page was started with the censoring of the two South Park episodes, Bloody Mary and Trapped in the Closet. We posted both videos here when they were censored from television. Those episodes have since been released on DVD, so they are no longer here.
Update:
4-17-06 CENSORED DANISH MOHAMMAD
CARTOON
You've asked for it, so here it is. The Danish Mohammad cartoon which has caused the big stir around the world is finally here. The image that has caused rioting, deaths and fear among Americans is here. The character that even Comedy Central will not show is here. I think it's a pretty good likeness of his holiness. Anyway, I encourage any of you folks out there who are advocates of free speech and not cowering in the shadows like the rest of the country to download it, and post it anywhere and everywhere. Praise Allah and all who sail upon him. OUR
OWN MUHAMMAD CARTOON
With all the unrest going on because of the Danish cartoon depicting the Muslim god Muhammad, I felt left out. Is there anything more ridiculous than anyone causing death and destruction because of a cartoon? Well, I want to get in on the fun, so here is a cute little Muhammad cartoon. I thought I'd drop it in here for fun. We didn't draw it ourselves, but we like it. If any Muslims out there have an issue with it, please feel free to burn a building down on our behalf. Just make sure you give credit where credit is due. We could always use the publicity. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANYONE FROM SOUTH DAKOTA NEED AN ABORTION? CONTACT US Since we've heard about South Dakota's monumental leap back to the 20th century by banning abortions in that fine state, we at Pirromount want to do our share to help any of their worthy citizens in need of a little suck and flush. Now we know that this law doesn't affect 95% of South Dakota citizens, since we have binding evidence that they don't have sex in that state. However, if you are a young lady who actually does have sex (whom South Dakotians refer to as visitors), and you find yourself with a little bubba in the oven and have the need to scramble it out, we at Pirromount will help you. Come over to Southern California and have it done here. We're a state that still has intellectual rational thinking people and we will take care of you. First, we will help call and make an appointment for you at one of our qualified bomb proof clinics. Then once you've made your flight arrangments and arrive here, we will have one of our representatives pick you up from the airport, wisk you to to the Pirromount ranch, where you will be our guest until it's time for your internal manicure. Afterwards, we will bring you back, take you out to a freedom celebrating dinner, and then back to the ranch where you can stay until your return flight home. It's the least we can do for the few people in South Dakota who actually still have sex. What do we ask for in return? Nothing. Since we've been writing our new movie, "Jesus Christ Conquers the Martians," we have become much more spiritual, and we want to do the lord's work. Since the lord has planned the day of birth and death for every living creature, of all the aborted feti past present and future have to have been part of that plan. Anyone attempting to stop an abortion is clearly defying God's divine plan. We just can't let that happen, so this is why we offer the service. Our only restriction is that you must be over 18 to take advantage of our offer. We might consider you if you're under 18, but you have to have a phony I.D. and large breasts. And I mean really large ones. And the I.D. has to be fool proof. I mean the kind that can pass by a judge in a court of law (and not a South Dakota judge, as a pastel license handwritten in crayon could fool them). We're talking the kind of I.D. that can get you into the Roxy on Sunset Blvd. Start working on it before you have unprotected sex. We at Pirromount feel that if you're old enough to have sex, if you're old enough to get pregnant, then you're old enough to make up a passible phony I.D.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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