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This
Holy
Jesus head, which stands 8" tall, with hand painted thorn blood (no two
drips are alike), can be yours for a little
less effort than one Our Father, three Hail Marys and two shakes of an
altar boy's winkie.
Our Lord comes
with: a 26 page
instruction booklet (info on how to pray responsibly, troubleshooting,
care and maintenence), a coupon for a dinner for two for you and God at
the Holy Lamb and Steak House in Heaven and a "Freedom from Hell"
certificate.
This also comes with a warranty for 40 days
and 40 nights, but since Jesus is perfect, you'll never need to use it.
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ALL THE POWER OF GOD, ALL THE ANSWERED
PRAYERS, ALL THE MIRACLES, ALL THE PHRASES
for only $29.95
SUCH A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR ALL THE
AWESOME POWER OF THE SON OF GOD COMPLETELY AT YOUR MERCY AND COMMAND
SECURELY PLACE YOUR
ORDER WITH: VISA, MC, AMEX,
DISCOVER, E-CHECK THROUGH PAY PAL, Or, click here to order by personal check or money
order. Priority shipping by USPS is $10.
International shipping is
$25. Sorry, but Jesus hates traveling far from America.
Orders of more than one Jesus will incur
less shipping charges for the additional heads.
JESUS USUALLY SHIPS THE
NEXT DAY.
DOMESTIC
ORDERS PLEASE USE THIS ORDER FORM
INTERNATIONAL
ORDERS PLEASE USE THIS ORDER FORM
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