This is a comedy re-telling of the silliest stories in the Bible.  However, we make them just a bit sillier.  All your favorite characters are there; God, God's girlfriend Barb, Gay Joseph, Virgin Mary, Virgin Mary's Gynecologist, Noah and his wife Yessah, their sons Ham, Swiss and Rye, Adam and Eve and Pete, and many others.  The movie covers the world from "in the beginning" to today, where Jesus walks among us disguised as a mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper. 

A Pirromount Pictures Release
Starring Bill Devlin, Dani Leon, Alex W. Chen, Tyrone Dubose'
Music By Andrew Gold Edited by Mark Pirro
Director of Photography Lee Neville
Associate Producers Jim Rainey, John Ahern
Written, Produced and Directed by Mark Pirro
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A Pirromount Production
A behind the scenes documentary on:
Curse Of The Queerwolf
Featuring interviews with: Taylor Whitney, Kent Butler, Mark Pirro, Rodney Trappe, John McCafferty and Pat Hunter

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A Pirromount Production
A behind the scenes documentary on A Polish Vampire in Burbank
Featuring interviews with: Mark Pirro, Lori Sutton, Marya Gant, Alfie Pearl, Tyrone Dbose' and John McCafferty

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A Pirromount Productions Release
Starring Dani Leon, Verda Bridges, Luella Hill and Luke Vitale
Music by Marky Elfman
Associate Producers Ron Curtiss Jim Rainey
Director of Photography Lee Neville
Production Coordinator John Ahern
Written, Produced and Directed by Mark Pirro
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A Pirromount Production - Axis Films International release
Starring Jim Hanks, Amy Page, Ricci Brando and Monique Parent
Produced by Andy Garroni
Written by Alan Gries, Mark Pirro and Robyn Sullivent
Music by Gregg Gross
Directed by Mark Pirro
Edited & distributed on video by Imperial Entertainment
Director's cut only seen on USA Network

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Starring Tony Cicchetti, Deborah Stern, David Robinson
Director of Photography Craig "Welshee" Bassuk
Music by Gregg Gross
Produced by Mark Headley
Written & Directed by Mark Pirro
An Innate Production - Released through Artistic License
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A Hairy Production Crown International Pictures Release
Starring Susan Blakely, John Schuck, Ruth Buzzi and John Saxon
Director Michael Fischa
Writer Mark Pirro
Producer Brian J. Smith
Sound Designer Sergio Bandera

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A Pirromount Production - Released in 1990 by Raedon Entertainment
Re-released in 1994 by Edde Entertainment
Starring Cynthia Brownell, Michael Palazzolo, Taylor Whitney, Darwyn Carson, Hugh O. Fields, Conrad Brooks, Bruce Heinsius, Alfie Pearl and Forrest J Ackerman
Writer, Producer, Director, Editor Mark Pirro
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A Pirromount Production - A Crown International Pictures Release
Starring John McCafferty, Robyn Blythe, Beano, Paul Farbman, Debra Lamb, Esther Alise, Kent Butler, Conrad Brooks, Mark Lasky, Darwyn Carson
Writer,Director, Executive Producer Mark Pirro
Executive Producer, Sound Designer Sergio Bandera
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A Pirromount Production - Released in 1985 by Simitar Entertainment Re-released in 1994 by Edde Entertainment
Starring Mark Pirro, Lori Sutton, Bobbi Dorsch, Eddie Deezen, Leslie Hoffman, Hugh O. Fields, Steve Dorsch, Alfie Pearl, Conrad Brooks and John McCafferty
Writer, Producer, Director Mark Pirro
Music Gregg Gross
Cinematographer Craig "Welshee" Bassuk

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