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ALL THE MOVIES AND ITEMS ON THIS PAGE WERE CREATED INDEPENDENTLY BY PIRROMOUNT, AND BECAUSE WE ARE COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT, WE AREN'T FORCED TO CATER TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, AND CAN BE AS ORIGINAL AS WE WANT.  UNIVERSAL, COLUMBIA, MGM OR FOX WOULD NEVER GREEN LIGHT ANY OF THESE FILMS (ESPECIALLY 'THE GOD COMPLEX').  WE APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT.

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image"Mohammad Speaks" Video Series
2010    60 minutes

This is the popular Youtube series of Mohammad Speaks videos.  After the Comedy Central Show South Park's 200th episode got censored for depicting the Muslim prophet Mohammad, We decided to make a series of videos where the mighty Mohammad himself enlightens everyone about everything from freedom of speech to baseball.  This DVD contains all 16 Mohammad Speaks videos and as an added bonus, the first six "Submissive Jesus" video spots.  And just to round out the package, the original release trailer to Pirromount's biblical comedy, "The God Complex."  Blasphemy has never been so cool. $10.00

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imageThe God Complex Feature Film
2009    118 minutes

Pirromount's most recent feature comedy, The God Complex, two and a half years in the making is now available on DVD. For the first time, see the real story of God Almighty and how it all went down...in the beginning. The film takes you from God's creation of the universe through many of the Biblical stories you believed as a kid. You'll meet Adam and Eve and Pete, Noah and his wife Yessah, Moses and the Burning Bush, right up to God's bastard son, Jesus.  DVD comes with many extra features: commentary track, behind the scenes, theatrical trailer, and more. Fair warning: This is not your father's "The Greatest Story Ever Told." $20.00


Created for the 2009 feature comedy "The God Complex," by filmmaker Mark Pirro himself, this 8" plastic novelty item is truly manna from Heaven. You pray to it, then twist the crown of thorns on his head. He will respond with a loud yelp and then one of 100 different random phrases like, "Stop. I'm just the middle man," or "Let me ask my dad!" He operates on three AAA batteries and will be the life of any party...especially if it's a Christian church party. You can witness this novelty item in action with some funny commercials at www.thesubmissivejesus.com.
Pirro will autograph it on request. $26.95
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RECTUMA Feature Film
2003      95 min.

Get ready for a wild ride like nothing you've ever experienced before. There's a giant creature on the loose and its name is Rectuma! This is the story of an unfaithful wife, her lover, and the 20 foot ass who tore them apart. Rectuma was voted #1 Ass comedy in America by the PM Press Society in 2003, and has received phenomenal reviews. The DVD comes with a director's commentary, behind the scenes footage, highlights of its 2003 premiere, theatrical trailer and four tv spots. $20.00



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RECTUMA Movie Poster

Here it is, the official Rectuma poster. This poster measures a full 24"X 36" and is certain to be a collector's item and conversation piece as you proudly display it on your living room wall. This poster comes autographed and dated by the creator of the film, Mark Pirro. Be the first on your block...hell, in your whole town, to have this one of a kind item. Poster comes folded. Specify if you would like the autograph personalized. $25.00



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A POLISH VAMPIRE IN BURBANK
25th Anniversary DVD feature
1984           83 minutes

This new 25th anniversary special edition DVD comes with: Remastered feature (better than it's looked in 25 years), director's commentary, "making of" documentary POLISH VAMPIRE: BEHIND THE FANGS, more deleted scenes than previous release, tv promos and trailers and a few surprises. NO other version out there is approved or authorized by Pirromount Pictures (especially the disastrous 2002 version with the mosquito on the cover). $19.95



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CURSE OF THE QUEERWOLF
Feature Film
1988      84 minutes
This hysterical re-telling of "The Wolfman" was produced on a complete budget of less than $10,000. 'Variety' raved about it. Based on a character created in "Polish Vampire," Queerwolf is a Howl. The DVD includes CURSE OF THE QUEERWOLF: COMPLETELY FROM BEHIND 30 minute documentary, Director's Commentary, Theatrical trailer and more. REMASTERED

$19.95



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CURSE OF THE QUEERWOLF 
Movie Poster

This poster measures 17" X 23" and will be the envy of all your homo friends. The poster comes personally autographed and dated by the director, Mark Pirro. Please specify if you would like the autograph personalized.

Poster comes folded.

$15.00



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NUDIST COLONY OF THE DEAD
1991 
REMASTERED DVD, with newly restored footage plus FOUR BONUS SONGS and
ORIGINAL MUSIC VIDEO

A group of nudists who are dedicated to their in the buff lifestyle are forced to close their camp by local religious fanatics. Rather than succumb to the moralist's pressure, the nudists commit a ritualistic mass suicide.. But not before vowing to avenge their fate upon the holy rollers. This campy, comedy-horror film is filled with a lively, upbeat musical score that is right out of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. $19.95

 



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COLOR-BLINDED
Feature Film -
1998      93 minutes

A beautiful black woman, who is dating a white man, turns into a beautiful blonde white woman. What follows is one charade after another as she continues to "see" him in her ultimate disguise, determined to find out if he loves the "outer package" more than the inner package.  This film stars Dani Leon (Rectuma, God Complex) and Verda Bridges (Hollywood Shuffle).  The DVD comes with Director/Actor commentary track and trailer as special features.

REMASTERED
$20.00


PIRROMOUNT: THE ULTRA EARLY YEARS

Before there was "Polish Vampire," before Pirromount ever tackled a no budget feature film, there were these two short films, "BUNS" (1978) and "THE SPY WHO DID IT BETTER" (1979). These films were sort of a training ground for Pirro and got him started on the road to making films without spending a lot of money. "Buns" is a 21 minute comedy, shot for roughly $300, about a man named Rex (Mark Pirro) who goes into a murderous frenzy every time he sees a hamburger. "The Spy Who Did It Better" is a 45 minute James Bond parody which takes you from L.A to Las Vegas on a budget of $1200. The films are crude. The production value hasn't quite hit the mark yet, but the comedy is sheer Pirro. REMASTERED $25.00



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DEATHROW GAMESHOW
Movie Poster
Extremely rare. This is a full theatrical sized one sheet from Pirromount's 1987 feature film starring John McCafferty and Robyn Blythe. This one has sold on Ebay for upwards of $50 without any autograph. We have a few on hand and are selling them with director Mark Pirro's autograph (personalized if you prefer). We don't have that many, so when they're gone, they're gone. Poster comes folded $25.00

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MINI MOTION PICTURE MAKING
Instructional Documentary
1994

Need financing? Can't afford to shoot a film? Learn how filmmaker Mark Pirro produced a feature movie for $2,500 and got it to sell! This documentary is the perfect companion to his book, Ultra Low Budget Movie Making. Included are rare interviews, clips and behind the scenes from Pirromount's first five Films. Includes bits from various television news programs promoting these low budget wonders. $19.95


ULTRA LOW BUDGET MOVIE MAKING Book

DISCONTINUED ITEM, SORRY

In this 208 page book, Pirro discusses how he produced several feature films while making $50 a week working as a theatre usher. Included are contracts, release forms, budgets, tips, secrets, and script samples. This book was written in 1994 and although it is a bit dated, it still is informative as it deals with the 'mindset' of completely independent filmmaking. Informative and inspirational.




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