This is a pre-release DVD of the most recent movie from Pirromount, Rectuma. Until we pick up a decent US distributor, this title will only be available through this website. This inexpensive little wonder is the story of an unfaithful wife, her lover, and the 20 foot ass who tore them apart. This DVD comes with onscreen fun facts, closed captioning, theatrical trailer and four tv spots. $20.00

Here it is, the official Rectuma poster. This poster measures a full 24"X 36" and is certain to be a collector's item and conversation piece as you proudly display it on your living room wall. This poster comes autographed and dated by the creator of the film, Mark Pirro. Be the first on your block...hell, in your whole town, to have this one of a kind item. Poster comes folded. Specify if you would like the autograph personalized. $25.00

This new 25th anniversary special edition DVD comes with: Remastered feature (better than it's looked in 25 years), director's commentary, "making of" documentary POLISH VAMPIRE: BEHIND THE FANGS, more deleted scenes than previous release, tv promos and trailers and a few surprises. NO other version out there is approved or authorized by Pirromount Pictures (especially the disastrous 2002 version with the mosquito on the cover). $19.95

This hysterical re-telling of "The Wolfman" was produced on a complete budget of less than $10,000. 'Variety' raved about it. Based on a character created in "Polish Vampire," Queerwolf is a Howl. Disk includes director's commentary, CURSE OF THE QUEERWOLF: COMPLETELY FROM BEHIND documentary, trailer and more. REMASTERED
$19.95

This poster measures 17" X 23" and will be the envy of all your homo friends. The poster comes personally autographed and dated by the director, Mark Pirro. Please specify if you would like the autograph personalized.

Poster comes folded.

$15.00

A group of nudists who are dedicated to their in the buff lifestyle are forced to close their camp by local religious fanatics. Rather than succumb to the moralist's pressure, the nudists commit a ritualistic mass suicide.. But not before vowing to avenge their fate upon the holy rollers. This campy, comedy-horror film is filled with a lively, upbeat musical score that is right out of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

A beautiful black woman, who is dating a white man, turns into a beautiful blonde white woman. What follows is one charade after another as she continues to "see" him in her ultimate disguise, determined to find out if he loves the "outer package" more than the inner package.

REMASTERED
$20.00

Before there was "Polish Vampire," before Pirromount ever tackled a no budget feature film, there were these two short films, "BUNS" (1978) and "THE SPY WHO DID IT BETTER" (1979). These films were sort of a training ground for Pirro and got him started on the road to making films without spending a lot of money. "Buns" is a 21 minute comedy, shot for roughly $300, about a man named Rex (Mark Pirro) who goes into a murderous frenzy every time he sees a hamburger. "The Spy Who Did It Better" is a 45 minute James Bond parody which takes you from L.A to Las Vegas on a budget of $1200. The films are crude. The production value hasn't quite hit the mark yet, but the comedy is sheer Pirro. REMASTERED $25.00

Extremely rare. This is a full theatrical sized one sheet from Pirromount's 1987 feature film starring John McCafferty and Robyn Blythe. This one has sold on Ebay for upwards of $50 without any autograph. We have a few on hand and are selling them with director Mark Pirro's autograph (personalized if you prefer). We don't have that many, so when they're gone, they're gone. Poster comes folded $25.00
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Includes rare footage, behind the scenes, clips, rare out takes, bits from various television news programs, rare interviews and new interviews. This special offer Includes three documentary films: Mini Motion Picture Making, Polish Vampire-Behind the Fangs, and Queerwolf-Completely From Behind at the super low price of only $35.00

Need financing? Can't afford to shoot a film? Learn how filmmaker Mark Pirro produced a feature movie for $2,500 and got it to sell! This documentary is the perfect companion to his book, Ultra Low Budget Movie Making. Included are rare interviews, clips and behind the scenes from Pirromount's first five Films. Includes bits from various television news programs promoting these low budget wonders. $19.95

In this 208 page book, Pirro discusses how he produced several feature films while making $50 a week working as a theatre usher. Included are contracts, release forms, budgets, tips, secrets, and script samples. This book was written in 1994 and although it is a bit dated, it still is informative as it deals with the 'mindset' of completely independent filmmaking. Informative and inspirational. Spiral bound $19.95

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