PIRROPHERNALIA

ALL THE MOVIES AND ITEMS ON THIS PAGE WERE CREATED INDEPENDENTLY BY PIRROMOUNT, AND BECAUSE WE ARE COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT, WE AREN'T FORCED TO CATER TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, AND CAN BE AS ORIGINAL AS WE WANT.  UNIVERSAL, COLUMBIA, MGM OR FOX WOULD NEVER GREEN LIGHT ANY OF THESE FILMS (ESPECIALLY 'THE GOD COMPLEX').  WE APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT.

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This is the popular Youtube series of Mohammad Speaks videos.  After the Comedy Central Show South Park's 200th episode got censored for depicting the Muslim prophet Mohammad, We decided to make a series of videos where the mighty Mohammad himself enlightens everyone about everything from freedom of speech to baseball.  This DVD contains 18 Mohammad Speaks videos (the original 16 and two additional Mohammad videos added after his retirement).  As an added bonus, this DVD also includes all six "Submissive Jesus" video spots.  And just to round out the package, we've included the original release trailer to Pirromount's 2009 biblical comedy, "The God Complex."  Blasphemy has never been so cool. $10.00

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Pirromount's most recent feature comedy, The God Complex, two and a half years in the making is now available on DVD. For the first time, see the real story of God Almighty and how it all went down...in the beginning. The film takes you from God's creation of the universe through many of the Biblical stories you believed as a kid. You'll meet Adam and Eve and Pete, Noah and his wife Yessah, Moses and the Burning Bush, right up to God's bastard son, Jesus.  DVD comes with many extra features: commentary track, behind the scenes, theatrical trailer, and more. Fair warning: This is not your father's "The Greatest Story Ever Told." $20.00

Get ready for a wild ride like nothing you've ever experienced before. There's a giant creature on the loose and its name is Rectuma! This is the story of an unfaithful wife, her lover, and the 20 foot ass who tore them apart. Rectuma was voted #1 Ass comedy in America by the PM Press Society in 2003, and has received phenomenal reviews. The DVD comes with a director's commentary, behind the scenes footage, highlights of its 2003 premiere, theatrical trailer and four tv spots. $20.00

Here it is, the official Rectuma poster. This poster measures a full 24"X 36" and is certain to be a collector's item and conversation piece as you proudly display it on your living room wall. This poster comes autographed and dated by the creator of the film, Mark Pirro. Be the first on your block...hell, in your whole town, to have this one of a kind item. Poster comes folded. Specify if you would like the autograph personalized. $25.00

This new 25th anniversary special edition DVD comes with: Remastered feature (better than it's looked in 25 years), director's commentary, "making of" documentary POLISH VAMPIRE: BEHIND THE FANGS, more deleted scenes than previous release, tv promos and trailers and a few surprises. NO other version out there is approved or authorized by Pirromount Pictures (especially the disastrous 2002 version with the mosquito on the cover). $19.95

$19.95

This poster measures 17" X 23" and will be the envy of all your homo friends. The poster comes personally autographed and dated by the director, Mark Pirro. Please specify if you would like the autograph personalized.

Poster comes folded.

$15.00

A group of nudists who are dedicated to their in the buff lifestyle are forced to close their camp by local religious fanatics. Rather than succumb to the moralist's pressure, the nudists commit a ritualistic mass suicide.. But not before vowing to avenge their fate upon the holy rollers. This campy, comedy-horror film is filled with a lively, upbeat musical score that is right out of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. $19.95

A beautiful black woman, who is dating a white man, turns into a beautiful blonde white woman. What follows is one charade after another as she continues to "see" him in her ultimate disguise, determined to find out if he loves the "outer package" more than the inner package.  This film stars Dani Leon (Rectuma, God Complex) and Verda Bridges (Hollywood Shuffle).  The DVD comes with Director/Actor commentary track and trailer as special features.

REMASTERED
$20.00

Before there was "Polish Vampire," before Pirromount ever tackled a no budget feature film, there were these two short films, "BUNS" (1978) and "THE SPY WHO DID IT BETTER" (1979). These films were sort of a training ground for Pirro and got him started on the road to making films without spending a lot of money. "Buns" is a 21 minute comedy, shot for roughly $300, about a man named Rex (Mark Pirro) who goes into a murderous frenzy every time he sees a hamburger. "The Spy Who Did It Better" is a 45 minute James Bond parody which takes you from L.A to Las Vegas on a budget of $1200. The films are crude. The production value hasn't quite hit the mark yet, but the comedy is sheer Pirro. REMASTERED $25.00

(interested in getting the 2007 REMASTERED version on DVD - unavailable anywhere else? Ask us how)

Need financing? Can't afford to shoot a film? Learn how filmmaker Mark Pirro produced a feature movie for $2,500 and got it to sell! This documentary is the perfect companion to his book, Ultra Low Budget Movie Making. Included are rare interviews, clips and behind the scenes from Pirromount's first five Films. Includes bits from various television news programs promoting these low budget wonders. $19.95

DISCONTINUED ITEM, SORRY

In this 208 page book, Pirro discusses how he produced several feature films while making $50 a week working as a theatre usher. Included are contracts, release forms, budgets, tips, secrets, and script samples. This book was written in 1994 and although it is a bit dated, it still is informative as it deals with the 'mindset' of completely independent filmmaking. Informative and inspirational.

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