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PIRROPHERNALIA
ALL
THE MOVIES AND ITEMS ON
THIS PAGE WERE CREATED INDEPENDENTLY BY PIRROMOUNT, AND BECAUSE
WE ARE COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT, WE AREN'T FORCED TO CATER TO THE MIDDLE
OF THE ROAD, AND CAN BE AS ORIGINAL AS WE WANT. UNIVERSAL,
COLUMBIA, MGM OR FOX WOULD NEVER GREEN LIGHT ANY OF THESE FILMS
(ESPECIALLY 'THE GOD COMPLEX'). WE APPRECIATE
YOUR SUPPORT.
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"Mohammad
Speaks" Video Series
2010 60 minutes
This is the popular Youtube
series of Mohammad Speaks videos.
After
the Comedy Central Show South Park's 200th episode got censored for
depicting the Muslim prophet Mohammad, We decided to make a series of
videos where the mighty Mohammad himself enlightens everyone about
everything from
freedom of speech to baseball. This DVD contains all 16 Mohammad
Speaks videos and as an added bonus, the first six "Submissive Jesus"
video
spots. And just to round out the package, the original release
trailer to Pirromount's biblical comedy, "The God Complex."
Blasphemy has never been so cool. $10.00
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The
God Complex Feature Film
2009 118 minutes
Pirromount's most recent
feature comedy, The God
Complex, two and a half years in the making is now available on DVD.
For the first time, see the real story of God Almighty and
how it all went down...in the beginning. The film takes you from God's
creation of the universe through many of the Biblical stories you
believed as a kid. You'll meet Adam and Eve and Pete, Noah and his wife
Yessah, Moses and the Burning Bush, right up to God's bastard son,
Jesus. DVD comes with many extra features: commentary track,
behind the scenes, theatrical trailer, and more. Fair warning: This is
not your father's "The Greatest Story Ever
Told." $20.00
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Created for the 2009
feature comedy "The God Complex,"
by filmmaker Mark Pirro himself, this 8" plastic novelty item is truly
manna from Heaven. You pray to it, then twist the crown of thorns on
his head. He will respond with a loud yelp and then one of 100
different random phrases like, "Stop. I'm just the middle man," or "Let
me ask my dad!" He operates on three AAA batteries and will be the life
of any party...especially if it's a Christian church party. You can
witness this novelty item in action with some funny commercials at www.thesubmissivejesus.com.
Pirro will autograph it on request. $26.95
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RECTUMA
Feature Film
2003 95 min.
Get ready for a wild ride
like nothing you've ever
experienced before. There's a giant creature on the loose and its name
is Rectuma! This is the story of an unfaithful wife, her lover, and the
20 foot ass who tore them apart. Rectuma was voted #1 Ass comedy in
America by the PM Press Society in 2003, and has received phenomenal reviews. The DVD comes with a
director's commentary, behind the scenes footage, highlights of its
2003 premiere, theatrical trailer and four tv spots. $20.00
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RECTUMA
Movie Poster
Here it is, the official
Rectuma poster. This poster
measures a full 24"X 36" and is certain to be a collector's item and
conversation piece
as you proudly display it on your living room wall. This poster comes
autographed and dated by the creator of the film, Mark Pirro. Be the
first on your block...hell, in your whole town, to have this one of a
kind item. Poster comes folded. Specify if you would like the autograph
personalized. $25.00
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A POLISH
VAMPIRE IN BURBANK
25th Anniversary DVD feature
1984 83
minutes
This new 25th anniversary
special edition DVD comes
with:
Remastered feature (better than it's looked in 25 years), director's
commentary, "making of" documentary POLISH
VAMPIRE: BEHIND THE FANGS, more deleted scenes than previous
release, tv promos and trailers
and a few surprises.
NO other version out there is approved or authorized by Pirromount
Pictures (especially the disastrous 2002 version with the mosquito on
the cover). $19.95
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CURSE OF
THE QUEERWOLF
Feature Film
1988 84 minutes
This hysterical
re-telling of "The Wolfman" was produced
on a complete budget of less than $10,000. 'Variety' raved about it.
Based on a
character created in "Polish Vampire," Queerwolf is a Howl. The DVD
includes CURSE OF
THE QUEERWOLF: COMPLETELY FROM BEHIND 30 minute documentary,
Director's Commentary, Theatrical trailer and
more. REMASTERED
$19.95
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CURSE OF THE QUEERWOLF
Movie Poster
This poster measures 17" X
23" and will be the envy of
all your homo friends. The poster comes personally autographed and
dated by the director, Mark Pirro. Please specify if you would like the
autograph personalized.
Poster comes folded.
$15.00
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NUDIST COLONY OF
THE DEAD
1991
REMASTERED
DVD,
with newly restored footage plus FOUR
BONUS SONGS and
ORIGINAL MUSIC
VIDEO
A group of nudists who are
dedicated to their in the buff lifestyle are forced to close their camp
by local religious fanatics. Rather than succumb to the moralist's
pressure, the nudists commit a ritualistic mass suicide.. But not
before vowing to avenge their fate upon the holy rollers. This campy,
comedy-horror film is filled with a lively, upbeat musical score that
is right out of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. $19.95
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COLOR-BLINDED
Feature Film -
1998 93 minutes
A beautiful black woman,
who is dating a white man,
turns into a beautiful blonde white woman. What follows is one charade
after another
as she continues to "see" him in her ultimate disguise, determined to
find out if he loves the "outer package" more than the inner
package. This film stars Dani Leon (Rectuma, God Complex) and
Verda Bridges (Hollywood Shuffle). The DVD comes with
Director/Actor commentary track and trailer as special features.
REMASTERED
$20.00
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PIRROMOUNT: THE ULTRA
EARLY YEARS
Before there was "Polish
Vampire," before Pirromount
ever tackled a no budget feature film, there were these two short
films, "BUNS" (1978) and "THE SPY WHO DID IT BETTER" (1979). These
films were sort of a training ground for Pirro and got him started on
the road to making films without spending a lot of money. "Buns" is a
21 minute comedy, shot for roughly $300, about a man named Rex (Mark
Pirro) who goes into a murderous frenzy every time he sees a hamburger.
"The Spy Who Did It Better" is a 45 minute James Bond parody
which takes you from L.A to Las Vegas on a budget of $1200. The films
are crude. The production value hasn't quite hit the mark yet, but the
comedy is sheer Pirro. REMASTERED $25.00
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DEATHROW
GAMESHOW
Movie Poster
Extremely rare. This is a
full theatrical sized one
sheet from Pirromount's 1987 feature film starring John McCafferty and
Robyn Blythe. This one has sold on Ebay for upwards of $50 without any
autograph. We have a few on hand and are selling them with director
Mark Pirro's autograph (personalized if you prefer). We don't have that
many, so when they're gone, they're gone. Poster comes folded $25.00
(interested in getting the movie on DVD? Ask us how)
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MINI MOTION
PICTURE MAKING
Instructional Documentary
1994
Need financing? Can't
afford to shoot a film? Learn how
filmmaker Mark Pirro produced a feature movie for $2,500 and got it to
sell! This documentary is the perfect companion to his book, Ultra Low
Budget Movie Making. Included are rare interviews, clips and behind the
scenes from Pirromount's first five Films. Includes bits from various
television news programs promoting these low budget wonders. $19.95
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ULTRA LOW BUDGET MOVIE MAKING
Book
DISCONTINUED
ITEM, SORRY
In this 208 page book,
Pirro discusses how he produced
several feature films while making $50 a week working as a theatre
usher. Included are contracts, release forms, budgets, tips, secrets,
and script samples. This book was written in 1994 and although it is a
bit dated, it still is informative as it deals with the 'mindset' of
completely independent filmmaking. Informative and inspirational.
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